I GOTTA LEARN PHOTOSHOP

But hey, I know Final Draft and Movie Magic...

WHAT EVERY CAMPER NEEDS...

I think this is final proof that the Star Wars generation really has taken over the planet...

NO @#$%-ING WAY...

WAY.

A piece of baguette dropped into the Hadron Collider by a BIRD caused the mightly particle accelerator to malfunction. Seriously. Still think I'm kidding? Go to the address below for the entire article at POPULAR SCIENCE.COM

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-loving-bird-shuts-down-lhc

Ladies and gentlemen, I write for EUREKA and even I couldn't make something up this good...!

Oh. And look for all-new episodes Summer 2010. :-)

WHY?

Because it's still so damn FUNNY.